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Stop trying to be everybody’s friend, the 21st December 2012 is coming..!!

One of the things I despised in my youth was the American S**tcom – ‘Friends
[1994 – 2004].

This was due to it’s worrying depiction of New York City being an oasis of White People, when in reality the same period of time was the apex of a certain Sean Combs that just happened to also come from Manhattan.

This being, a prime example of his purple patch circa 1995…

Now, I am NOT saying that if you the reader enjoyed or still watch endless repeats of the show on Channel4 [UK National Television Station] that you’re a subconscious white supremacist – instead replace the racism with a predilection for being rather bland and lacking any individuality. Get the picture… you don’t at the moment but hopefully by the time you’ve pondered this article you’ll start to question yourself, possibly for the first time.

Now the thing with ‘Friends’ was that it had the same impact of Swine Flu, able to take over vast amounts of people due to one person in a collective having ‘the infection’ then spreading it via word of mouth to others.

Everybody began recreating scenes giving exact synopsis of the latest episode leading to some bizarre acts of one-upmanship I’ve seen, going a little bit like an actual incident that happened in the common room during my Sixth form days:

Alan: ‘Joey, goes on the phone to that Phoebe where’s me $20 that I lent you in the Coffee Shop? If you haven’t got it then you best Toss me Salad as Chandler is getting his leg over tonight at Monica’s. Phoebe then goes if you give me another $20 I’ll lick your feet..!! That bird is proper off her head’.

Barbara: ‘No, you got it wrong she told Joey for another $20 she would swallow him & and let Ross watch but they both laughed as Ross is a clown’.

Alan: ‘You sure?’

Barbara: ‘I am sure cos’ I was giving you head whilst it was on but you weren’t paying any attention, as always’.

The impact of ‘Friends’ has delivered comedy for people that simply out of desperation want to connect with as many people as possible. Rebellion isn’t cool any longer it’s now all about conformity. Resulting in…


Now Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant in my book seem like quite good people as they’ve possibly realized that they have acquired millions of fans – sorry sad bastards, sorry dick-riders – that think even when they blink it’s funny. Hence them creating a show in which their friend goes around the world on an all-expenses paid whilst they sit in a studio, watching the footage, and laughing at his stupidity.

Erm… didn’t we see something with a very similar format years BEFORE on MTV, except this was far more creative and & enjoyable:


Yet, good on Gervais, Merchant, Pilkington & and now Willow thee Heroic Dwarf for making as much money as possible living the Global V.I.P Jet-Set life. At least these four aren’t in positions of power supposedly representing the people, particularly those in poverty, by living extravagant lifestyles on the blag.

Bland UK Comedy 1 – America’s 1st Family™ 0

I’m not all about criticism as I do at times deliver solutions & and this costs no money whatsoever.

On Friday 21st December 2012 at 11am (1100hrs) UK Time, the Earth will complete it’s 20,000+ year journey reaching the centre of the Milky Way. Yet, this information wasn’t obtained by BBC Science Poster Boy Professor of Particle Physics Brian Cox but by an ancient culture: the Mayan Civilization of what is known today as Mexico.

To know about Astrophysics you need electricity, then Information Technology for precise data to declare dates of The Universe including Planets. No evidence currently exists that shows these highly mathematical people had such equipment yet the question remains; how did they uncover such information? Time-Travel, perhaps?

Evidence of such being provided by the exquisite artwork on the tomb of Mayan Ruler:

K’inich Janaab’ Pakal.

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If you aren’t even willing to consider the possibility that the above is some sort of Spaceship then you really have watched far toooo many episodes of ‘Friends’!!

All I can advise you is that perhaps on Friday 21st December 2012, Humanity hopefully will connect with something on a mass yet also individual basis that raise our interest to such an extent we will no longer accept sh**e Television & plastic celebrities.

We must remember that diversity is the key along with having an open-mind to at least investigate the possibilities of life or would you rather pay to be one in an audience of fellow thousand zombizoids laughing at Michael McIntyre trying to be funny but never even coming close to succeeding.

Allow yourself to let the Ancient connect with the 21st Century explained in the below brilliant YouTube:


@DazAltTheory

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